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SALES RESOURCES - SELLING TECHNIQUES, SALES TOOLS, SALES TIPS ...

Everyone Needs A Good Laugh 

Let’s face it, sales is not easy – if it were, everyone would do it.

Anyone who is even remotely successful in sales knows it's about hard work however we all need a good laugh now and then to stay sane. That’s why we created a SALES Jokes website that is 100% focused on jokes related to sales, salespeople and sales managers.

We have also created a series of iPhone Apps. SALES Jokes ® Vol. # 1 is available for you to download from the iTunes App Store! 

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SALES MEETING JOKES, SALES PEOPLE JOKE, SALES JOKE

Sample Jokes ...

The following sales jokes are a small sample from our iPhone App ~ SALES Jokes ® Vol. # 1:

Vol. # 1 - S7

I love my sales job, it's the work I hate.

Vol. # 1 - M9

A salesman comes home after a hard days work and is greeted by his wife at the front door. She tells him she has good news and bad news about their new car. The salesman says, "OK, honey - so give me the good news" His wife replies, "The good news is, the air bags work!"

Vol. # 1 - L4

Tony was very excited; he had just landed his first professional sales role. On his first day at the company, the sales manager took him up on to the roof of the building and said, "I am going to give you your very first lesson in sales. Stand on the edge of the roof." Reluctantly, the new salesman moved closer and closer to the edge of the roof. "Now," said the sales manager, "when I say, 'jump!' I want you to jump off the roof." "But, sir," protested the green sales recruit, "there's a huge drop!" "Do you want to succeed in sales?" said the sales manager." "YES" "And you trust me, don't you?" "Yes, I guess." "So do as I say and jump." Tony jumped. He crashed to the ground and lay there, winded and bruised. His sales manager went racing down the stairs towards him. "That was your first lesson in sales, Tony. Never trust anyone in business!"

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Coming SOON!

The following SALES Jokes ® volumes will be released shortly. To be directed to the SALES Jokes website; simply click on any of the icons below:

 

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